Top 9 Excuses to Grow (or keep) a Beard

by Vintage Grooming™ February 22, 2018 1 Comment

Are you considering growing a beard or looking for any reason possible to keep your glorious facial hair? Maybe you have a job interview coming up, or your new lady keeps rolling her eyes when you ask her “how do you think I’d look with a beard?”. Well, look no further, below we have ranked the top 9 in a short list that you may want to consider when next confronted about your whisker endeavors.

#1 Manliness is not seasonal.

#2 Beards represent both wisdom and power.

#3 Great ideas are born from the stroke of a beard.

#4 Beards don’t conceal identity, they create it.

#5 Over 100 days of my life will be saved by not shaving.

#6 It’s the difference between Mister and Sir.

#7 It is part of my religion. When asked “What religion?” you simply reply “Man”.

#8 The hair protects my face from the sun and cold.

#9 When I grow a beard, I get this weird feeling... I think it's called happy!

Do you have a great excuse for growing your facial hair?
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