Top 9 Excuses to Grow (or keep) a Beard

by Vintage Grooming™ February 22, 2018 2 Comments

Are you considering growing a beard or looking for any reason possible to keep your glorious facial hair? Maybe you have a job interview coming up, or your new lady keeps rolling her eyes when you ask her “how do you think I’d look with a beard?”. Well, look no further, below we have ranked the top 9 in a short list that you may want to consider when next confronted about your whisker endeavors. 

#1 Manliness is not seasonal.

#2 Beards represent both wisdom and power.

#3 Great ideas are born from the stroke of a beard.

#4 Beards don’t conceal identity, they create it.

#5 Over 100 days of my life will be saved by not shaving.

#6 It’s the difference between Mister and Sir.

#7 It is part of my religion. When asked “What religion?” you simply reply “Man”.

#8 The hair protects my face from the sun and cold.

#9 When I grow a beard, I get this weird feeling... I think it's called happy!

Do you have a great excuse for growing your facial hair?
Comment below and we’ll consider ranking your excuse in this running list!

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Sean
Sean

September 03, 2019

It’s my trademark, if I shave, I’ll have to sue myself, and y’all don’t pay me enough for that kinda lawsuit

David Moore
David Moore

February 24, 2018

It defines the Men from the Boys
Real women like a man with a Viking beard

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